Me: *commenting on someone's journal entry*
Mum: *comes over to computer to get something*
Mum: *spies my icon in top right-hand corner* "Who's that up in the corner?"
Me: "Paul."
Mum: "It doesn't even look like him."
Me: " It does!"
Mum: *comes back over to look* "Mmm, he looks quite nice there..."
Me: *can't believe what she's just heard*
*laughs* "That's a wee bit of an understatement!"