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mondaysabitch
Mar. 12th, 2007 11:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wee_mangoRandom Joy
1. If you had been married for a long time (say 15+ years) and your spouse had a brief, meaningless affair, would you want to know about it? Why or why not?
Oh hell yes I'd want to know. Isn't the point of marriage to stay faithful to your partner? Besides, I'd rather know than having said partner and fling sneaking about behind my back.
2. What's something that you consider too serious to be joked about?
I have a few: rape, bad events in the past e.g. the Holocaust etc, abuse, people with disabilities.
3. What's one reason some people don't get along with you?
I'm going to go with the example of not being at all friendly with the beauty therapists in our college. They're a bunch of stuck up Paris Hilton look-a-like bitch clones who look down their made-up noses at you as if you were something on the bottom of their little black pumps. I think it's because I do Animal Management and they're probably the sort of dumb blondes who squeal at the slightest thing and think animals are gross and also because we animal people aren't what they would classify as 'beautiful'. Sad isn't it? ;)
4. If you were an evil dictator, where would you want to rule?
The UK, except I'd put my dictatorship to good use by cleaning up the so-called 'justice' system for a start; what the hell's wrong with the courts these days, putting killers away for say 2 years for killing somebody in a hit and run for example? Where's the justice there?
5. What is the best excuse you've given when wanting to get off the phone with someone?
Not very original I know but then again this is the most 'trouble' I've received: "Sorry we're/I'm not interested. Bye!" *quickly hangs up* :P
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1. If you had been married for a long time (say 15+ years) and your spouse had a brief, meaningless affair, would you want to know about it? Why or why not?
Oh hell yes I'd want to know. Isn't the point of marriage to stay faithful to your partner? Besides, I'd rather know than having said partner and fling sneaking about behind my back.
2. What's something that you consider too serious to be joked about?
I have a few: rape, bad events in the past e.g. the Holocaust etc, abuse, people with disabilities.
3. What's one reason some people don't get along with you?
I'm going to go with the example of not being at all friendly with the beauty therapists in our college. They're a bunch of stuck up Paris Hilton look-a-like bitch clones who look down their made-up noses at you as if you were something on the bottom of their little black pumps. I think it's because I do Animal Management and they're probably the sort of dumb blondes who squeal at the slightest thing and think animals are gross and also because we animal people aren't what they would classify as 'beautiful'. Sad isn't it? ;)
4. If you were an evil dictator, where would you want to rule?
The UK, except I'd put my dictatorship to good use by cleaning up the so-called 'justice' system for a start; what the hell's wrong with the courts these days, putting killers away for say 2 years for killing somebody in a hit and run for example? Where's the justice there?
5. What is the best excuse you've given when wanting to get off the phone with someone?
Not very original I know but then again this is the most 'trouble' I've received: "Sorry we're/I'm not interested. Bye!" *quickly hangs up* :P
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