wee_mango | Ashes To Ashes Season 1, Episode 5, 'The Smoking Gun'

- Seems only right that the clown removes the white sheet from Alex's body. :/

- Gene's d**khead comment to Chris. XD

- Gene: "Look at us; tinker, tailer, soldier, twat!"

- Hahah I knew Gene was gonna let Alex climb the ladder first just so he could ogle at her arse! XD
Gene: "...firm but with a peachy ripeness, just begging, for a good..."
Alex: "Shut UP!"

- Yup, they're back to bickering again... *eyeroll* ♥

- Shaz/Chris aawwwwwwwww. :D Loved her pinching his rear when Alex was talking to him.

- Pretty Gene shot #1:

- Alex: "Once the genie's out of the bottle, we cannot put it back in!"
Ray: (looking at Gene) "He'd never fit!"
Gene: "Hey!"

- Alex is not amused:

- Hahahahah poor Luigi among all the footie fanatics! LOL at Chris planting a smacker on his head!

- Shaz/Alex. :D

- :/ at Reeks ending up dead on barbed wire.

- Pretty Gene shot #2:

- Gene scoring Neary's car and saying "Marked..." as he walks off. ♥

- Pretty Gene shot #3:

- Alex quoting Human League's Don't You Want Me? to Neary to cover for how she 'knows' Marcus. XD

- Gene making changes to Alex's club outfit. <3

- The look of horror on Ray, Chris & Gene's faces when they realise they're in a gay bar and then promptly legging it out of there!! Alex pretty much mirrored my reaction! :D

- I want Gene's glasses. *__* And what is he looking at there? ;) :P

- Chris's John Inman impression FTW!! :D

- Ray did that a little too well LMAO! Gene and Chris's faces proved that!!

- Gene: (to Alex) "If you were a surgeon, I'd be six feet under."

- Eeeek clown!! O__O

- Gene: "You know, I had you down as a bit of a soft touch, Drake. You can be quite a tough old bird when ya wanna be. You gi'me the right 'orn." XD

- ~~Aaaaw Marcus doesn't have Aids/HIV does he?? Aren't those marks usually a sign??~~ Yup, those were Kaposi's Sarcoma lesions. Noooooooo. :( And Alex looked so sad for him, poor guy.

Next week:
- Alex dying/dead?
- Gene about to revive Alex & her waking up with a WTF look hahah omg! *squee* It actually looks like he was about to ravish her right then and there lol! XD
- Gene getting all possessive over his Quattro. <3
- Alex: (tearfully, to Caroline) "I, am..." Was she going to say 'your daughter' or are we meant to think that she is?? o.O

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