wee_mango | Aug. 21st, 2004

Aug. 21st, 2004

Found this snippet from an interview with Jerry O'Connell (crap actor who's done crap movies eg. Kangaroo Jack/ Scream 2 etc) on www.ka-bloom.org/forum yesterday. Like I said, what a dumbnut, someone who thinks he can do better:

Q The swords of fencing are the foil, the epee and the sabre. What's the difference in terms of competition?

J: For foil, the only target you can score points on is the torso, crouch, chin, and neck. In epee, everything is a target -- from the tip of your toes to the last hair follicle on your head. And for sabre, everything from the waist up is a target -- even your head.

Now, epee and foil swords have a point at the end of their blades. To score, you have to actually register that point against a special metal jacket and a light goes off. In sabre, there is no point, so there's a lot of slashing.

If anybody is crazy enough to make a movie about fencing, Jerry O'Connell's your man. Sabre is really swashbuckling, "Pirates of the Caribbean" stuff.

**It's really tough for me to go see "Pirates of the Caribbean" and watch these guys fence with swords. I'm like com'on ... I could spank these guys! Why did (Jerry) Bruckheimer give this role to Orlando Bloom? Com'on, he sucks!**

Um Jerry? Where exactly is your long list of successful movies that have broken box office records? Bruckheimer obviously thought Orlando was better for the POTC role than you and he is on seeing those impressive sword fights with teh Deppster and could probably shoot your sorry ass with arrows from all the hard work in the LOTR trilogy, which by the way is waaay better than any of your shitty stuff...Here's some advice just for you Jerry, SHUT THE HELL UP, grow up and act yer age!

Ahem *coughs* aaaaah I feel much better now...

Any other thoughts on this clampit?

Current Mood: annoyed

Yeppers, yet another clampit dissing Mr Bloom for no good reason, other than to make himself known in Hollywood; yeah he's only now making his debut aaaaand this is the right way to go about it?!?!! Apparently he's being called 'the next Colin Farrel' (oh dear help us all.....)

According to this, Johnny Messner: "It’s been a seven-year stretch since we had any real men in Hollywood. They’re gone. There are no men left in Hollywood. They are so few and far between that it’s ridiculous. All of the Harrison Fords, Bruce Willis’s, all the guys that were men are gone. Think about men. Think about the early Harrison Ford. Think about the early Steve McQueen. Think about Sean Connery early," he says. "That’s what’s missing today."

Oh and you can correct that then dude, can you? Go right ahead. And that's not all:

"We’ve got Brad Pitt, who I love, because Brad can play a lot of roles. He’s like one of the few. I mean, Will Smith is a box-office draw. That’s all he is. But he’s not a man. You don’t look at him like [those male icons]. In Hollywood right now, we’ve got Orlando Bloom. I swear he’s got a pu**y. I swear he’s got a pu**y, Orlando Bloom. Either that or he’s a hermaphrodite. It’s one of the two! Who the hell wants to walk around with someone who’s prettier than you if you’re a woman? " WTF?!! Mmmm let's think, me, especially if it's Brad Pitt or Orli?!?

And..."Russell Crowe is an a**hole. And that’s the difference. See, Russell Crowe is a prick bastard to work with." Erm whatever. Okay he may be a 'bad boy/hard man' but at least he's won a Best Actor Oscar for Gladiator, one of the best movies ever so he can act better than you Messner alright?

And finally: "Women want a man. That’s what I envision being." Oh puh-leeease, get real, how pathetic. He envisions being a man, and he thinks he can become one by insulting actors who already are men. What a loser (a direct quotation from one of the ka-bloomers, Lianna). Plus, would any woman really want a man like him, someone with his head up his own ass? I'll leave that for you guys to decide.

Just for the record, here's what this tube looks like:

user posted image Mmm rather 'average' wouldn't ya say? It's all down to jealousy...A bit of advice to this plonker; shut up, go home and stop being so pathetic by 'attacking' Orlando with insults we're getting sick and tired listening to (or in this case reading about). Thank you.