Grrr...no offense to any LFC fans out there!!

Dear dad,

- Shouting at the telly when Liverpool are getting their asses whooped by Chelsea is NOT going to help - they CAN'T hear you!

- Just because your team sucked today, DO NOT take it out on me. I only asked if the game was being played at Anfield (Liverpool's home ground) out of interest and you respond by talking back at me in a 'well-DUH!' voice saying "Oh, well, what do YOU know about football?!" Fine, I admit, I know nothing about sport but there was no call for that (I was only checking seeing as they managed to get beat on their own ground HA!), and stop getting all pissy about it - Liverpool will get beat every now and then, GET USED TO IT!! They are NOT immune!

- At least mum and I are reasonably good losers when our team (Man Utd) get stuffed - you are not. And by the way, I'm judgemental? Hello? I wasn't the one shouting at your own players "...he is the biggest load of crap/waste of space!" etc etc. Charming...here's a hint: chill.

From your loving daughter,

wee_mango

 

This is what happens most of the time when there's a match on in our house folks..... *headdesk*  It's quite funny though some of the time, especially as mum & I just go into the kitchen and smirk about any uproar from the front room. Thank goodness I got away with talking back to dad, in a put-on annoyingly polite voice - "Oooh someone's narky today..." :D w00t!

*takes deep breath*

That's better. :)

 

P.S. My sincerest apologises if I happen to accidently offend any Liverpool supporters reading this.