wee_mango | 'Ashes to Ashes' Season 3, Episode 2

- LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. BRB DYING. XD ~~CAN'T STOP STARING AT PHIL INFRONT OF THE LOCKER. HELP!~~

- Damn only a dream. :(

- 06-06-20 ---> date? Code?**

- Mmmm another new opening, and titles. :D

- Ray: "What do you want?"
Chris: "Love, look it up."

- Gene: (over a human hand) "When did she die?"
Pathologist: "About three days ago. It's just starting to decompose."
Gene: (sniffing himself) "Oh good, it's not my aftershave then..."

- Shaz: (throwing screwdriver at worker) "ARRRRGGHH!"
Alex: "Shaz!"
Gene: "Oi! Oi! If you're riding the cotton pony, you can bloody go home and do it!"
(Shaz storms out of CID)

- Keats starting to stick the wedge in. Go away. :(

- Is that Gene in the top left of that picture?!?!?!? OMG. (Or maybe Keats?)

- Nothing to add except I love Gene's pose here:

- Alex: "You went to a victim's funeral?"
Gene: "Yeah, I felt I'd let her down, Bolly. Still do."

- :(

- Alex: "It lists the agency's offices. Hoxton, Bristol, Sheffield, Norwich, Newcastle. And a new one's just opened up in Fenchurch a couple of months ago."
Gene: "Right, let's go and hang her upside down and see if any murderers fall out."
Alex: "Guv, you can't go in there like a bull in a china shop. We'll scare our killer off. I've got a feeling he's about to kill again. Maybe he's going to choose a woman from this new Fenchurch branch."
Gene: "What, and your alternative is?"
Alex: "Well, I could go in as bait. Pretend I'm a lonely woman looking for love."
Gene: "Well there's no change there, then. No, I don't like it."

Alex: "It would impress the hell out of Keats..."
(Quattro roars around the streets with Alex clinging on for dear life)

- Chris: (during assessment with Keats) "I guess I'm not an ambitious man, then. I can't think of anywhere else I'd rather be than in the Guv's shadow."
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- Alex: "How do I look?"

- Beth Goddard aka Mrs Philip Glenister! :D

- So now we know Alex's alias: Kate Winslet. XD

- :D ♥

- Alex: (reading Gene's application for the dating agency) "Favourite Drink: bitter, but only from central Manchester. Favourite Film: High Noon. Most Admired Person: Winston Churchill. Philosophy On The Opposite Sex: Maid in the living room, cook in the kitchen, whore in the bedroom."
Gene: "Women admire honesty, Bolls."
Alex: "You know how many replies you're going to get, don't you? None."

- Shaz: (to Keats about Alex) "She's the most amazing woman I've ever met."
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- Gene: "Luigi! If you don't ring that bloody bell I will ring it for you!"

XD XD XD

- Ooooh has Alex has forgotten about Molly already?

- Chris loses at strip poker. XD

- Aw Shaz at least you tried.

- No Shaz don't go. :( :( :(

- Gene shooting daggers at Keats. :D Slimey git.

- <333

- OMG Sam's jacket. :(

- Shaz running to Gene after her ordeal = ♥ Wonder why she completely refused Chris...

- Noooooo don't look in there! I have a suspicion that Gene knows. :(

- Gene: "Right, Shaz, let's put an end to this leaving nonsense."
Shaz: "Guv! You promised you wouldn't mention it."
Gene: "I lied. It's long been an ambition of mine to see you out of your uniform."
(CID all cheer)
Shaz: "Guv!"
Gene: "No, no. Out of the uniform. What I'm trying to say is, if you keep up this quality of work, you'll be in CID by Christmas."
(CID all cheer again)
Shaz: "You can't be serious?"
Gene: "When I'm not being serious, I have these rather lovely crinkly lines just at the side of my eyes."
Chris: "Crows feet, Guv."
Gene: "Thank you, Christopher. What do you say, Granger?"
Shaz: "I say yes."
:D :D :D

- Whoooooa, what's with the LOM music?! And was that Nelson?! :O

- Keats: "I hear you've been in touch with Manchester."
Alex: "There were some files I was interested in."
Keats: "Sam Tyler's files?"
Alex: "Yeah."
Keats: "You think he killed him, don't you?"
Alex: (defiantly) "I think who killed him? I don't know what you're talking about."
Keats: "I think he did, too."

- ~~So did Gene kill Sam or is Keats planting the seeds of doubt.~~ Scratch that, there's no way Gene would have done that. I'm starting to think that Sam's not dead, at least not in the 80s world so did Gene help him fake his death?

- !!!!!!!! (Okay, which one of those two convinced Matt & Ashley to write that in?! :P)

- Gene: "You know, we make a good team Bolly; posh totty and a bit of rough."
Alex: "Uptown girl, downtown man. Look at Shaz. She's blooming."
Gene: "One thing, though. Team's stick together through thick and thin."
Alex: "I know."
Gene: "They don't go behind your back digging up old files. Old files that are better left well alone."
Alex: "Guv..."
Gene: "You see, Keats and people like him, they want to take us down, Alex. So no matter what he says... don't help him."

- **OMG look at the phantom!cop's number...