Some of life's unanswered questions... :)

[wee_mango]

 

1. How do you know which armrest is yours in the movie theaters? 2. If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?

3. Can you sleep forever without being in coma?

4. Why is it called butterfingers when there is no butter or fingers in it?

5. How come it was called the Cosby Show when Billy Cosby's character was named Heathcliff Huxtible?

6. If a Truck is loaded with Helium, would it weigh less than when it was empty? Wouldn't it get better fuel mileage?

7. Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

8. How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?

9. Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?

10. Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?

11. Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?

12. If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?

13. Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?

14. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

15. If you died with braces on would they take them off?

16. Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

17. If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?

18. If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?

19. Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?

20. Do cows have calf muscles?

22. How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?

23. Do babies produce more spit than adults?

24. Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?

25. Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

26. Why does shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?

27. Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

28. Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

29. Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?

30. Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

31. If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

32. Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

33. Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

34. Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

35. Which way does a compass point in space?

36. Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

37. Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

38. If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

39. Why did Mary own a little lamb?

40. If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

41. Why can’t a baby cry while it’s inside its mother?

42. If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

43. If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

44. Why are Pringles curved?

45. What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?

46. Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

47. Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?

48. Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

49. Can bald men get lice??

50. How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?

51. Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?

52. Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

53. Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

54. Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?

55. Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?

56. If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?

57. How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?

58. Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

59. Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?

60. Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?

61. If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?

62. Is sign language the same in languages other than English?

63. Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

64. Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?

65. Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?

 

66. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

67. Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?

68. If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?

69. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

70. If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

71. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

72. Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?

73. When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?

74. Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?