Hee hee; think I should try a few of these out :D

[wee_mango]

Instead of doing the norm, and lying in you bed not going..why not try a few of the following...


- Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the lecturer makes by waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"

- Sit in the front and color in your textbook. (that's like something I would actually do - I have sat and coloured in a lot of letters in my handouts out of sheer boredom :p)

- When the lecturer calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!"

- Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the lecturer to speak louder.

- Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board (haha one of my tutors actually thought it would be fun to make a small mark on the board that's only used to bring up the computer screen last week; he smudged it & now there's a green mark on the right-hand side LMAO :D - btw this guy's probably in his mid-to-late 20s and said he's making us buns on Tuesday!)

- Squint thoughtfully while giving the lecturer strange looks. In the middle of lecture, tell him he looks familiar and ask whether he was ever in an episode of Starsky and Hutch.

- Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the lecturer says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.

- Sing your questions.

- When the lecturer calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE! Oh, no, sorry."

- Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.

- Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY".

- Address the lecturer as "your excellency".

- Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the lecturer if he's been drinking.

- Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of the lecture.

- Ask whether you have to come to class.

- Relive your school days by leaving chalk stuffed in the blackboard dusters.

- Watch the lecturer through binoculars.

- Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall. (LMAO oh I'd love to try that!!) :D

- When the lecturer turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!" (*snickers* I could try that when the overhead screen projector remote thingy is pointed to make the thing switch on muahahah)

- Correct the lecturer at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.

- Sit in the front row reading the lecturer's graduate thesis and snickering.

- Claim that you wrote the class text book.

- Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects, jump up and scream "IMPOSTER!"

- Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.

- Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the lecturer answers.

- Interrupt every few minutes to ask the lecturer, "Can you spell that?"

- Wink at the lecturer every few minutes.

- In the middle of lecture, ask your lecturer whether he believes in ghosts.

- Laugh heartily at everything the lecturer says. Snort when you laugh.



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[petitmayfaircat.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you liked it! I remember one
70 year old it worked particularly well
on. Her name was Blythe Lamb and she fell
for it every time! She also fell for the
hidden tape recorder trick. Plant a cassette
recorder somewhere in the room before class,
and work up a remote control. At an opportune
moment in a particularly boring lecture,
surrepticiously switch it on, when it will
bellow out the most frightful language! It
goes without saying that you use someone OUTSIDE
the school to do the vocals! LOL! She also fell
for that in the most delicious way! EVERY TIME!
Turned beet red, then frantically search! Believe it or
not, she NEVER found it. We would enjoy a good ten
of non-stop choice language before it ran out. She
spent the rest of the lecture, spluttering and coughing,
vainly trying to pretend it never happened. It was
delightful!

Enjoy your lectures, Linz!

[wee-mango.livejournal.com]

!!

Oh that takes the cake hahahahah!!! You're giving me ideas now! ;)

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