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wee_mangoI managed to get The Muppet Christmas Carol for 50p at the weekend in our church's charity shop; I am 20 years old & love this LMAO. I think it may be my fave Christmas movie...*headdesk*
- Gonzo: (whispering) "Once again, I must remind you that the Marley's were dead, and decaying in their graves. That one thing you must remember, or nothing that follows will seem wondrous."
Rizzo the Rat: "Why are you whispering?"
Gonzo: "It's for dramatic emphasis."
- Gonzo: "He was a tight-fisted hand at the grindstone, Scr... (noticing the window of Scrooge's office) Boy, this really is a dirty city!"
Rizzo the Rat: "Ha, you're tellin' me!"
(Gonzo lifts Rizzo & uses him to wipe the window)
Rizzo the Rat: "Thank you for making me a part of this."
- Fozziwig: "Here is my Christmas speech: 'Thank you all, and Merry Christmas.'"
Jacob Marley: "That was the speech?"
Robert Marley: "It was dumb."
Jacob Marley: "It was obvious."
Robert Marley: "It was pointless."
Jacob Marley: "It was... short."
Robert Marley, Jacob Marley: "I LOVED IT!" (they both laugh)
- (Gonzo + Rizzo are sitting on a lampost. Gonzo lights it but accidently sets fire to Rizzo's tail in the process)
Rizzo the Rat: "Hey, hey, hey, hey!! Light the lamp, not the rat! LIGHT THE LAMP, NOT THE RAT! Help me! Put it out!!!" (starts hopping up and down)
Gonzo: "Rizzo?"
Rizzo the Rat: "What?"
Gonzo: (pushes Rizzo off the lampost into a bucket of ice below) "Better?"
Rizzo: (surfacing & shivering) "Th..th..th..thank you!"
- (an urchin steals a talking vegetable)
Vegetable: "Help! Help! I'm being stolen!"
- Vegetables: (singing ot Scrooge) "If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour. Yuck!"
Muppet Man: "Even the vegetables don't like him."
- And my favourite:
Kermit the Frog: "If you please Mr. Scrooge, it's gotten colder and the book-keeping staff would like an extra shovel full of coal for the fire."
Rat #1: "All of our pens have turned to ink-cicles."
Rat #2: "Our assets are frozen!"
Ebenezer Scrooge: "How would the book-keeping staff like to be suddenly... (yells) UNEMPLOYED?!!!"
Rats: (singing) "HEAT WAVE! This is my island in the sun!"
♥
- Gonzo: (whispering) "Once again, I must remind you that the Marley's were dead, and decaying in their graves. That one thing you must remember, or nothing that follows will seem wondrous."
Rizzo the Rat: "Why are you whispering?"
Gonzo: "It's for dramatic emphasis."
- Gonzo: "He was a tight-fisted hand at the grindstone, Scr... (noticing the window of Scrooge's office) Boy, this really is a dirty city!"
Rizzo the Rat: "Ha, you're tellin' me!"
(Gonzo lifts Rizzo & uses him to wipe the window)
Rizzo the Rat: "Thank you for making me a part of this."
- Fozziwig: "Here is my Christmas speech: 'Thank you all, and Merry Christmas.'"
Jacob Marley: "That was the speech?"
Robert Marley: "It was dumb."
Jacob Marley: "It was obvious."
Robert Marley: "It was pointless."
Jacob Marley: "It was... short."
Robert Marley, Jacob Marley: "I LOVED IT!" (they both laugh)
- (Gonzo + Rizzo are sitting on a lampost. Gonzo lights it but accidently sets fire to Rizzo's tail in the process)
Rizzo the Rat: "Hey, hey, hey, hey!! Light the lamp, not the rat! LIGHT THE LAMP, NOT THE RAT! Help me! Put it out!!!" (starts hopping up and down)
Gonzo: "Rizzo?"
Rizzo the Rat: "What?"
Gonzo: (pushes Rizzo off the lampost into a bucket of ice below) "Better?"
Rizzo: (surfacing & shivering) "Th..th..th..thank you!"
- (an urchin steals a talking vegetable)
Vegetable: "Help! Help! I'm being stolen!"
- Vegetables: (singing ot Scrooge) "If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour. Yuck!"
Muppet Man: "Even the vegetables don't like him."
- And my favourite:
Kermit the Frog: "If you please Mr. Scrooge, it's gotten colder and the book-keeping staff would like an extra shovel full of coal for the fire."
Rat #1: "All of our pens have turned to ink-cicles."
Rat #2: "Our assets are frozen!"
Ebenezer Scrooge: "How would the book-keeping staff like to be suddenly... (yells) UNEMPLOYED?!!!"
Rats: (singing) "HEAT WAVE! This is my island in the sun!"
♥
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Date: 2006-12-18 06:49 pm (UTC)Gonzo [after Rizzo has jumped down the Cratchits' chimney after the smell of roasting goose]: I knew you weren't suited for literature!
:-D
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Date: 2006-12-18 07:41 pm (UTC)I ♥ Rizzo.
♥
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Date: 2006-12-18 06:50 pm (UTC)