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wee_mangoInstead of doing the norm, and lying in you bed not going..why not try a few of the following...
- Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the lecturer makes by waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"
- Sit in the front and color in your textbook. (that's like something I would actually do - I have sat and coloured in a lot of letters in my handouts out of sheer boredom :p)
- When the lecturer calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!"
- Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the lecturer to speak louder.
- Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board (haha one of my tutors actually thought it would be fun to make a small mark on the board that's only used to bring up the computer screen last week; he smudged it & now there's a green mark on the right-hand side LMAO :D - btw this guy's probably in his mid-to-late 20s and said he's making us buns on Tuesday!)
- Squint thoughtfully while giving the lecturer strange looks. In the middle of lecture, tell him he looks familiar and ask whether he was ever in an episode of Starsky and Hutch.
- Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the lecturer says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
- Sing your questions.
- When the lecturer calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE! Oh, no, sorry."
- Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.
- Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY".
- Address the lecturer as "your excellency".
- Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the lecturer if he's been drinking.
- Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of the lecture.
- Ask whether you have to come to class.
- Relive your school days by leaving chalk stuffed in the blackboard dusters.
- Watch the lecturer through binoculars.
- Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall. (LMAO oh I'd love to try that!!) :D
- When the lecturer turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!" (*snickers* I could try that when the overhead screen projector remote thingy is pointed to make the thing switch on muahahah)
- Correct the lecturer at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
- Sit in the front row reading the lecturer's graduate thesis and snickering.
- Claim that you wrote the class text book.
- Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects, jump up and scream "IMPOSTER!"
- Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.
- Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the lecturer answers.
- Interrupt every few minutes to ask the lecturer, "Can you spell that?"
- Wink at the lecturer every few minutes.
- In the middle of lecture, ask your lecturer whether he believes in ghosts.
- Laugh heartily at everything the lecturer says. Snort when you laugh.
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Date: 2006-05-21 06:34 pm (UTC)procrastination is like HH holding WB on the edge ♥
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Date: 2006-05-21 06:35 pm (UTC)♥♥♥
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Date: 2006-05-21 06:38 pm (UTC)and my list just went 1, 2, 3, 43.
maybe the last black russian was a bad idea?
oh, HH. i want to get him drunk :D
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Date: 2006-05-21 06:41 pm (UTC)Lol aaawww! Tell you what; you get HH drunk & I'll make sure WB's the same, lemme go find him and then we can all go out together! ;) :D
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Date: 2006-05-21 06:43 pm (UTC)*buys HH a couple of shots of whiskey*
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Date: 2006-05-21 06:45 pm (UTC)ROFLMAO!!!
*buys HH a couple of shots of whiskey*
*does likewise for William* Chin chin! Cheers! :D
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Date: 2006-05-21 06:48 pm (UTC)*watches WB drink HH under the table* *g*
dude. how many do you think WB could take? i think he'd be one of those guys still standing after a bottle of vodka and kind of thoughtfully eyeing the next.
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Date: 2006-05-21 06:50 pm (UTC)Hmmmmm, I dunno, but would sure as heck love to find out! :D *evil grin* :p
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Date: 2006-05-21 06:52 pm (UTC)chin chin!
i want to go drinking with the boys! and maybe play drinking games. cos drinking games with HH and WB? would be the funnest thing ever.
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Date: 2006-05-21 06:55 pm (UTC)You can be my drinking buddy & hang out with the lads! :D Beats assignments any day! :D
*plots to get WB really drunk so she can take him home* ;D
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Date: 2006-05-21 07:01 pm (UTC)AHAHAHA!!!!
(HH would be so jealous!)
that was my goal on
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Date: 2006-05-21 07:10 pm (UTC)Tee hee, I wouldn't mind getting in on the action a little bit! ;) :p *glares at RL for spoiling the fun & cuddles Horatio so he won't get jealous*
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Date: 2006-05-21 07:14 pm (UTC)the current challenge at
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Date: 2006-05-21 07:17 pm (UTC)i always want to get some rum to Bush so i can get him so drunk that somethinginterrsting can happen! *headdesk LMAO* Heck I couldn't write to save my life, sketch maybe, but write no lol :p
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Date: 2006-05-21 07:19 pm (UTC)and awwww i'm sre you can write 100 words! :D otherwise i will have to wrtie 200 words tomorrow to make sure bush wins ;)
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Date: 2006-05-21 07:24 pm (UTC)I like to yeah; started attempting to sketch Mista McGann as Bush waaaaay back in February, but haven't finished them yet :( Stupid life & college work! Grrr! Maybe I'll get 'em finished and posted up someday :D Right have to go finish booklet for college tomorrow (ack!) - hope you can get your homework done! *crosses fingers* :) Good havin' fun with ya! ;) *hugs*
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Date: 2006-05-21 07:27 pm (UTC)good luck with your homework, i only have a few sentences to go before i'me done and then i will have about 3 hours' sleep before class *G* ahh uni life ♥
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Date: 2006-05-21 07:29 pm (UTC)♥♥♥